Universal existence of Bathroom writers and the Economics behind it:-

After visiting two continents and gathering information from the friends in almost all continents, I can assert that Zealot toilet scholars exist everywhere in the world. I will concentrate towards positive part of supposedly negative thinking. People who destroy there energy in sketching graphical description of their friends, posting mobile number of number-2 type girls and many other innovative useless things can use there intellect for the welfare of mankind. I want to stress on the reach of these bathroom scholars. It's my experience, please do not take it as a satire on those intellectual thinker. In my view, it's most recently discovered place to speak out. Around 8 months back, I have seen first slogan to boycott Beijing Olympics in the toilet of Universite Paris1 Pantheonne-Sorbonne(Tobiac Campus) just below the sketch of a nude girl.

"WE WANT FREE TIBET, BOYCOTT BEIJING OLYMPICS"

Now, Everyone is well aware of the reach of this newly discovered media. The fire which is initiated inside toilet of Paris-1 made French president bold enough to boycott starting ceremony of Olympics as he was a regular user of that toilet. A lot of Shahi clinics running their Business from the toilets. As an Economist, I will appreciate bidding for the right of pasting pamphlets in Indian toilets. It will raise a good amount to maintain ill-conditioned Indian toilets. Public toilets are most widely appreciated media to speak out your feeling, which will attract common people's attention in most effective way because while peeing people suppose to be most relax(Ref. Birbal's Theorem) in this fast paced world. It's my appeal to Indian AIDS awareness society to start their campaign from Public toilet in stead of starting it with Shilpa-Richard smooching sessions. I will emphasize on the selectivity of quality of posters. For example in our ISI toilet we can display posters having some mind-blowing, revolutionary Hypothesis.......I am want to list one of them named Safdar's Hypothesis.

Safdar's Hypothesis: There exist a simple random walk in n-manifolds and stupid B. Rajeev can not understand it.

Now, people will concentrate their mind in sketching possible path and closed formulas for simple random walk in place of designing logo of BAT-BALL tournament. So, what do you think about this mind blowing idea.............

This is one of my unpublished work as an Economist.

My days in Germany

Friends,

I arrived in Germany on first January, 2008. Every government and public establishments was supposed to be closed on that day, in spite of knowing everything I have made an entry to other country on a holiday. Thanks to my luck and co-operative German people, they gave my room-key on a holiday which seems really impossible to imagine in west.
The behavior of University administration was quite helpful to us and they simply consider us better students then Germans, which is not quite true in general. Although, higher education is quite cheaper in Europe for EU students but they have great respect for the students having full scholarship.
Although, I am away from my country for more than six months but I never felt that I am away from Indians because I have found not only Indian but Hindi speaking crowd everywhere in Germany and France. As an Indian, I can say that world has a great respect for us and they are expecting a role of world leader from Indians.

Long live world, Long live India.

The politician I admire

We all know, Pakistan is no where close to India in terms of Infra-structure and minds but the region where we lacks is patriotism. No doubt there is a huge lobby of corrupt politician in Pakistan but one guy is determined to fight from all evil but we have Raj Thakrey in India.
There might be several Indians in UK and USA, who cares but we don't have a single Imraan Khan, who got married to a UK citizen but preferred Pakistani land. He made first heart hospital of Pakistan on his own credit and which is a successful story of providing free treatment to poor people.
Unofficially, he was offered prime-minister post by President Musharraf but denied because of his principals. He is not participating in ongoing Pakistani elections because there is nothing which going to be fair in this election. We should not compare ourselves to Pakistan, they are no where closer to us but still we have to discover one politician like Imaraan Khan. Friends, join my hand and take an oath to make a corruption free India.

A few words for my land

Our Indian economy is booming since a long time and everybody is talking about feel good factor but we should think about what is this feel good factor?
We have to look at the darker side of our spontaneous growth rate, overall our economy looks pretty good in recent years but these are because of stylized facts, on the other hand ongoing high inflation phase will severely affect our growth in long run.

We should not forget that half of our population is still starving and they are unable to arrange their basic necessities of life. Situation is so tense that the people who wants to get rid of their hunger by migrating to states having better Infrastructure are forced to live in hunger and threatened to be killed. They are paid less than local labors.
Who can forget that when Mr. JC Bose offered less salary than fellow Englishman, whole India got offended. Now, we are practicing with our own brothers, where is our brotherhood. When a Bihari cracks IIT JEE; Delhiwalle counts them as their own student. When they need labor force, they use to hire Biharis because they are hard working and better skilled. You can see behavior of locals towards Bihari labors in Mumbai, Delhi, Assam, Bengal, Chennai, which is sickening.
These bastard lawmakers and capitalist are responsible for this condition of Bihar and Biharis. The states, which are maintaining their high growth because of Bihari work force are ready to snatch the breads from their hands. Really speaking for Biharis, it is worst than the British time.
For us, It should not be our motive to produce more and more Billionaires but it should be directed to minimizing our starving population. I am writing this in a forum, which consists of a chunk of people who can think. Think for your own blood, think for your soil, condemn this metro oriented growth. Think about your 70% brothers and sister(excluding members from your in-laws), who are living in villages.
This statement is not from a Bihari, but I am writing this to you as a representative of rural India. I will urge everyone to ignore above article and think rationally about your country as an Indian.